Best. Youtube Video. Ever.

Yes folks, I've done it. I have discovered the single best Youtube video that has been, and ever will be uploaded. It is widely undiscovered, having a mere 645 views as I write this, and that needs to change. This video made me laugh, cry, and then laugh again for about 3 and a half hours; causing bystanders to question my mental sanity, and more-than-likely pass it off as Tourette's.

 I give you: FKN DUCKS.

I'll allow you a moment to let the awesomeness sink in.

Why is this video so great? Well, if you really need the answer to that question, then you probably never will get the full "FKN DUCKS Experience", but I'm sure I can get you a bit closer.

First of all, this video is bold. It blatantly says, "Yes, I'm pissed off at this chicken. So pissed off in fact, that I've mistaken it as a duck. Fucking ducks.".What other video has that type of in-your-face badassery? I'm sure a See 'n Say never had the balls to blatantly address one species as another in the sake of greatness.

Pussy.

Secondly this video uses some of the most advanced film techniques known to man. Camera seems pretty jittery, eh? Hmm... where have we seen that before?

Oh maybe:

Or

That's right. FKN DUCKS employs the same advanced "shake your hand as much as possible" filming techniques as blockbuster hits, Cloverfield, and The Blair Witch Project. While FKN DUCKS might be slightly less shaky than Cloverfield, my point remains valid. This video is up there with the best of them in production value and talented producers. Plus the soundtrack is amazing. I think this sounds like a bloodhound in a wind-tunnel. What do you guys think?

"Oh, but Joe! This video lasts only 2 seconds! How can anything epic be contained within 2 seconds? How can I obtain any fragment of joy from something only 2 seconds long?"

The average male orgasm lasts less than 5 seconds. Your move.

Yes, move over Chocolate Rain, Afro Ninja, Star Wars Kid, and Charlie Bit My Finger.

Theres a new sheriff in town; and his name is FKN DUCKS.

                                                                                                       - Joe Swanson