You decide who is right....

C:"Well i have *brain control*!!!!"

A:oh yeah....about that

C:about what?

A:mind control

C:mind control?

A:yes

C:yes?

A:I mastered it

C:I mastered it!

A:samezies!

C:samezies!!
haha,i was just demonstrating my brain control powers
u said everything I said
exactly!!

A:actually you said everything I said

C:but you also said everything I said
we both said it

A:I even made you add a question mark at the end of everything I said

C:or did you?

A:oh yes I did

C:did you???

A:it was to make you feel a little dumber about yourself so you had to question everything

C:oh really???

A:jedi mind rape
its okay dont feel ashamed
it wasnt your fault


C:but im the jedi here
have u ever seen an indian jedi?
didnt think so!

A:jedis dont show off on tv
the white ones are just poster boys

C:indians dont show up on tv

A:real jedis are behind the scenes
little caterpillar
much to learn,you have

C:or have I already mastered so much that it simply appears that I havn't?

A:aah the same words used by every beginner jedi

C:maybe the force is so strong that im using it to mask my true jedi potential
and you could not possibly ever understand this
as u r simple

A:words of a ^ true noob these are

C:i believe its "n00b"

A:aah another misconception

C:(dude I could keep this going for days)

A:you have much to learn about the interweb lingo
young caterpillar

C:besides I have the power of 42

A:while you only have 42
I have 6 times 7

C:im over 9000
bam!

A:over 9000 is overrated

C:to n00bs maybe

A:it only lands you as a lvl one super saiyan

C:not if it has the force backing it

A:but thats where you are flawed
while I know the secrets of a fourth lvl saiyan
you still depend on the force to get lvl 2

C:besides, you don't know how far over 9000 i am
nope
*sigh

A:well it was a good talk young caterpillar

C:it's sad that u dont understand

A:but you have much to learn

C:or do you have much to learn
??????????????????????

A:there I made you repeat me again
and I made you add a alot of question marks
I made you extremely doubtful

C:or simply thoughtful, as all great jedi super saiyans should be
hmmm??????

A:while you are only a jedi supersaiyan
I am a ninja master jedi super saiyan
making you a noob

C:never said i was only a jedi super siayan
just said they should be thoughtful

A:a true master always reveals his title
his whole title
but you would know that if you were a true mater

C:a true master doesnt have to
he is simply known
where as you are misunderstood

A:well which is why you came to me for advice young one

C:you need the self assurance of calling yourself by your title

A:remember a wise one always knows his opponent and by belittling me you weaken yourself

C:i believe the first message was from you, young grasshopper

A:but you would know that if you were a real master

C:see, you keep inferring that you are a true master
why do you need the assurance of saying it?

A:its not assurance but acknowledgement of my title

C:well why do you need to acknowledge it with your words
why not simply display it

A:words are ones most powerful weapons
ever heard the phrase the pen is mightier than a light saber

C:i believe that you are misusing the meaning of that phrase

A:I believe you have not studied enough to understand the true meaning of the phrase

C:no, because if words are powerful weapons, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how much more powerful still is a lifestyle that displays who you are every nanosecond of every day

A:very powerful

C:thus, my argument is proven

A:no

C:now submit

A:my words paint a picture
the force enables me to do the impossible

C:spoken like a true grasshopper
even the force has it's limits

A:HA!
the force young one
is like love
the stronger you believe in it the stronger it gets
it is unlimited

C:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, i can't believe you just made that comparison
as everyone knows, love is much more powerful than the force

A:and yes you are now dismissed

C:all you need is love

A:oh and btw love is the battery that fuels the force
go read your little grasshopper books now
run along

C:yes, but no battery can perfectly transfer it's power to its recipient
as with love, the force cannot ever harness the full power of love
it is infinite
the force, is not

A:you have now crossed into the land of nonsense

C:then i have finally joined you, as you have been there on an extended vacation it seems

A:if something is infinite,and you keep harnessing it-you still get infite power

C:but it will always be less than that of what you are harnessing from

A:lets see what is infinity-1
lets see what is infinity-10
lets see what is infinity-100
lets see what is infinity-1000
lets see what is infinity-10000

C:nothing, as infinity is not a number, but a concept

A:but the answer is still infite
which is why your argument is errored

C:speaking from a human perspective, yes

A:aaah weaklings these humans are

C:however, i try not to limit my mind to the bounds of humans

A:a jedi ninja saiyan master
is not human

C:or rather, those set by humans

A:then why do you lower yourself and view things from the limited standpoint of humans
but because you are only human
young grasshopper

C:precisely, which is why i can say that infinity - 1 is not infinity
because i am not limited by the concepts of humans

A:infinity from any perspective is always infinity

C:unlike your argument

A:as the universe is infinite

C:which is flawed
from any human perspective, yes
however, i thought we werent using human perspectives

A:but without infinity we cannot exist

C:oh infinity exists
but so does infinity -1

A:you are flawed there as infinity-1 is infinity in another dimension

C:however, there are infinite dimensions, therefore 0 is also infinity in a dimension
meaning that everything is infinitely strong
and nothing can triumph over anything else
which is why your argument is flawed
as this is surely not the case

A:you are wrong by thinking 0 is weak as it is infinitely stronger than the infinite numbers below it
which is why zero
CAN
triump over the infinite numbers below it
and which is why there will always be a winner and a loser
and there will always be good and evil

C:but according to your argument, everything is infinitely strong in some dimension, meaning that everything is equal, meaning that there can be no winners
i dont see why im having to explain this again
it's simplicity

A:what you dont understand is one might be stronger in one dimension and weaker in another
but a jedi ninja super saiyan
is always stronger
in any dimension

C:how is that possible, as inifinity never ends
meaning that there is always an infinite number of weaker and stronger things

A:but we are powered by something that is also infinite

C:in one dimension

A:love exists in all dimensions
making us the strongest in all dimensions

C:but in something that never ends, there can be no superlatives
and once again, we are only powered by love
we are not love

A:we are powered by the most powerful thing, making us the most powerful

C:and we are not the only thing powered by love

A:making us the strongest

C:the strongest in an infinite system?

A:strongest in a infinite system
I answered your question
you are welcome
dismissed yet again

C:however your answer is flawed
as in an infinite system, there can be no strongest, fastest, best

A:but love triumphs over all

C:as all things are powered by love

A:no love does not power everything

C:but on different levels

A:there are other darker forces
like hate

C:or dimensions if you will
which is merely a negative love

A:therefore ones that derive power from forces like hate will fall before us
jedi ninja supre saiyans
therefore making us strongest

C:yes, but there may be things powered by love that will not

A:you question the power of love young grasshopper?!

C:no, i question to where love lends its power

A:love lends its power to the purest beings in the universe

C:which are apparently jedi ninja super saiyans
even i am not that foolish

A:once again you question us
you question beings that have brought peace to the universe for infinite dcnturies
centuries*

C:yes, i do, as all things are flawed

A:you need to be showered more love so you can see what it truly means to be a jedi
all things are flawed but all things can be fixed. which is why you are here to learn young grasshopper

C:haha, however, no matter how much you fix something, it can never be completely fixed
just as something can never be fully clean

A:love heals the most broken heart

C:just sufficiently clean

A:and therefore everything can be fixed
completely

C:but not in this world
argument
terminated

A:you are talking in human terms again

C:im sorry, did i say the human world
no
since you and I are clearly not humans

A:you have yet to see the true power of the force

C:yet, we are in this world

A:and so you are confused
but once your training is over

C:if you say so

A:you will have more clarity

C:but these are the arguments of a n00b
no true master would claim to see the true power of the force
as a true master would know that there is always more
and training is never over

A:true power to me is infite more than true power to you

C:even children know that

A:therefore when you reach the true power I have I will have infite more
but you will have more clarity in your argument

C:however you are speaking from your perspective
as you have never been in my perspective, you cannot know whether i have more or less power than you

A:I have felt your power youngling

C:now your just being silly

A:and you are only slightly over 9000

C:stop before you embarrass yourself

A:which is less than 10000
therefore you are not even close to what I have

C:however slightly comes from perspective

A:and my perspective puts it less than 10000

C:slightly on an infinite scale may in fact be a rather large amount

A:however my power lvl scale puts it below 10000

C:here we go again with your perspective

A:learn to see the world from other perspectives young one
I have seen from yours

C:no, you have not

A:and I have seen why you think its flawed
but see from mine
give it a try

C:as you continue to refer to things from yours
it seems you need to take your own advice

A:I saw the world through your eyes
and it is difficult to accept what lies ahead of you
but accept the journey young one

C:i suppose you have already traveled this journey too
?

A:I am just ahead of you one this journey

C:WRONG!!!!!
we all travel different journeys
so two cannot be compared to one another
and thus, you fail

A:different road grasshopper same journey

C:not true, as journeys come from the experience earned on them, which is defferent for everyone
no one ravels the same journey
or road
or path

A:the journey is to understand love and the force- the road is where you gain all your experience

C:or whatever human concept you want to use to explain it
once again, you are thinking from a human perspective

A:therefore same journey different road

C:and worse, your own
wrong, the destination may be the same
what happens in the middle is different
different journey

A:journey is the same for all ninja jedi masters
but the road you take is upto you
you will understand that soon
welcome
to the journey of a lifetime

C:if that is what you believe, i respect that
however, you are wrong
and are apparently too closed minded and ignorant to think otherwise
thus i end this discussion with the "master"

A:when you are ready always come back for more young one

Support the March for Babies

I'm very excited to be a part of March for Babies this year and hope you will join my team!

Every day, thousands of babies are born too soon, too small and often very sick. We're walking because we want to do something about this.

The money we raise will support March of Dimes research and programs that help moms have full-term pregnancies and babies begin healthy lives. And it will be used to bring comfort and information to families with a baby in newborn intensive care.

Please join my team. You can do so on my team Web page. If you can't walk with me, please help the team reach our goal by making a donation. You can do that online as well.

Thank you for helping me give all babies a healthy start!

Visit my website: http://www.marchforbabies.org/team/t1435013

Spin Dat Shit!

I don't know about you guys, but I love those little flash-based sites that allow you to feel like you are making custom music when really you are just selecting premade rhythms in a combination that is designed to sound good, no matter what. Well, I've found another!

http://www.incredibox.fr/

Personally I like the 1st instrument, 1st and 3rd percussion, 1st effect, and 1st voice combo.

Now go drop some fly beats!

Best. Youtube Video. Ever.

Yes folks, I've done it. I have discovered the single best Youtube video that has been, and ever will be uploaded. It is widely undiscovered, having a mere 645 views as I write this, and that needs to change. This video made me laugh, cry, and then laugh again for about 3 and a half hours; causing bystanders to question my mental sanity, and more-than-likely pass it off as Tourette's.

 I give you: FKN DUCKS.

I'll allow you a moment to let the awesomeness sink in.

Why is this video so great? Well, if you really need the answer to that question, then you probably never will get the full "FKN DUCKS Experience", but I'm sure I can get you a bit closer.

First of all, this video is bold. It blatantly says, "Yes, I'm pissed off at this chicken. So pissed off in fact, that I've mistaken it as a duck. Fucking ducks.".What other video has that type of in-your-face badassery? I'm sure a See 'n Say never had the balls to blatantly address one species as another in the sake of greatness.

Pussy.

Secondly this video uses some of the most advanced film techniques known to man. Camera seems pretty jittery, eh? Hmm... where have we seen that before?

Oh maybe:

Or

That's right. FKN DUCKS employs the same advanced "shake your hand as much as possible" filming techniques as blockbuster hits, Cloverfield, and The Blair Witch Project. While FKN DUCKS might be slightly less shaky than Cloverfield, my point remains valid. This video is up there with the best of them in production value and talented producers. Plus the soundtrack is amazing. I think this sounds like a bloodhound in a wind-tunnel. What do you guys think?

"Oh, but Joe! This video lasts only 2 seconds! How can anything epic be contained within 2 seconds? How can I obtain any fragment of joy from something only 2 seconds long?"

The average male orgasm lasts less than 5 seconds. Your move.

Yes, move over Chocolate Rain, Afro Ninja, Star Wars Kid, and Charlie Bit My Finger.

Theres a new sheriff in town; and his name is FKN DUCKS.

                                                                                                       - Joe Swanson

Tiger Woods' Entitled to Cheat

Amid all the scandals surrounding golf sensation, Tiger Woods, I took a minute to consider that his name is a big, fat pun. He is a tiger (as in the type to bed many tigeress at a time) racing in the forest of scandals, women, and universal attention encircling his ridiculously (and no longer) private life.

I wasn’t familiar with Tiger Woods before CNN, Univision, Twitter, and Facebook informed me that he was a great golfer who had cheated on his gorgeous foreign wife, Elin Nordregen, with a few (up to 10) unattractive ladies. In fact, I have yet to know Tiger Woods or what he means to the world, but thanks to Google and Univision I became familiar with his recent press conference.

According to the Washington Post, Woods, his tail between his legs, made a public apology Friday morning for his infidelity and made sure to “chastise” the media for trespassing upon his private life boundaries and scrutinizing his embarrassing affairs. “I was unfaithful. I had affairs. I cheated,” Woods confessed. As if the millions of people watching around the world didn’t know that being unfaithful, having an affair, and cheating mean the same damn thing. As if the millions of people watching around the world didn’t know that he is not actually sorry.

Evidently, Elin was not present in his public ordeal in the physical form, but Woods made sure to keep her squeaky clean image, spotless. “Elin has shown enormous grace and poise throughout this ordeal,” Woods said, “My real apology…won’t come in the form of words. It will come from my behavior over time.”

Of course, after hundreds of media outlets accused her of going insane and hitting Woods’ rented truck expensive SUV, Escalade with, ironically, a golf club; the least Woods can do is protect her image! As if. The least this “sex addict” could do is lie and save face.

Literally...